"Everyone knows I've got the slickest pompadour in town!"

Groose "The Groosenator" himself is a wrestler that /v/irgins everywhere are clamering for to join the brawl. A rival to Zelda, and superior in everyway, wishes to join the wrestling league in order to bring popularity to his beloved pompadour hair style aswell as too fuck as many bitches that would crawl to him after every victory.

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