"The worst part about wrassling is the wrassling."
Hamburger Helper (Also known as Jennifer Helper) is an obese lead writer of the Jew company known as Bioware.
She is specialised in writing homosexual fanfics and because of that she is frowned upon by the normal functioning population.
It is said that she is a female species, but some might argue that she is actually a male. Whether this is true or not, we might never know.
Her special move is a body slam that, with the help of her enormous weight, can crush any foe underneath her. Another special move of hers is to force her enemies to read her fanfics, thus making the opponent commit sudoku.