Team Asscreed, referred to by Team Leader Ezio as "The Creed", is a new up-and coming tag team, composed of Ezio, and Altair, who recently came out of retirement to fight Team Autism. Their early victory celebrations against The Autistic Menace were cut short, when they tasted bitter defeat against Team Green and Dosed.

Along with the original two members, Redpants is an honorary member of the crew.